My Dog Has More Bone Than Your Ex Funny Dog T-Shirt | Standard Design
This playful dog graphic tee says, “My dog has more bone than your ex,” pairing a cheeky relationship joke with a lovable, tough-looking pup. It’s made for dog people with a sharp sense of humor—the ones who would rather spend the evening with their four-legged best friend than entertain an ex. The relaxed silhouette and substantial cotton feel make it easy to wear on dog walks, casual weekends, adoption events, or laid-back gatherings with fellow pet lovers. A fun conversation starter for anyone whose dog gets the best seat in the house.
Product features
- 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton for durable everyday comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with a relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and lived-in color
- Double-needle stitching and a seamless tubular knit construction
- Available in sizes S–4XL
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean